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Siden det også har vært så mye snakk om en viss prest og hans sex-skriverier og sex-uttalelser på radioen i dag, så passer det kanskje med denne lille historien om presten og hønsene hans i denne lille irske landsbyen:

The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church.

One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.

He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church.

During mass, he asked the congregation,

'Has anybody got a cock?'

All the men stood up

'No, no', he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?'

All the women stood up.

'No, no,' He said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?'

Half the women stood up.

'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant.

Has anybody seen MY cock?'

Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

The priest fainted.

Hahahaha...dritbra!

ADVARSEL

• Hvis det kommer noen på døren din og sier de skal kontrollere deg for flått siden det har blitt varmere vær, og ber deg ta av deg klærne og danse rundt med armene over hodet, IKKE GJØR DET, det er en bløff. De vil bare se deg naken!! Jeg skulle ønske jeg hadde visst det i går, jeg føler meg så dum....... :D

(Ja, jeg er ... blond… :p)