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And a weird, magical thing happened to me. I wasn't just a kid anymore when I kissed him back. I was a woman, mature and powerful, and I knew what I wanted and how to get it, too.

Du har truet meg med Gudinnen før, men her står jeg, en mektig ypperstprestinne, og der står du, en tåpelig, idiotisk yngling som er fotlatt av alle vennenesine.

"That man is such a damn turd monkey."

"Grandma!" I said.

"Oh, Zoeybird, did I call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey out loud?"

"Yes, Grandma, you did."

She looked at me, her dark eyes sparkling. "Good."

(...)Damien, who has been officially going out with Jack for two point five weeks as of today. (We all know because Damien is ridiculously romantic and he celebrates the half-week anniversaries as well as the weekly ones. Yes, it makes the rest of us gag. In a nice way.)