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It was a TURD. It was enormous. It might even be, reckoned I in awe, the largest pig turd on the planet that morning. Perhaps ever. It was most certainly an astounding sight, not easy to immediately reconcile with the idea of pig dung. How in that ruddy early winter morning light that steaming obelisk of crap glowed.