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A few more definitions from the new protean dictionary of american usage ...

• BELIEFS: Organized systems of thought whereby humans fool themselves into thinking they know something.

• CONSUMER: A human being in an advanced civilization.

• GOD: An imaginary entity given different attributes by every human
  being. Considered by many to have created man in his own image. Yet
  few blame him for this.

• HUMAN BEINGS: The planet's way of committing suicide.

• KISSING: One of the better human inventions.

• PRIMITIVE MAN: A human being who is not a consumer.

• SAUDI ARABIA: The country that contributed fifteen of its citizens to killing more than two thousand people at the World Trade Center, that suppresses most women's rights, that beheads people on a regular basis, that contributes money to support Sunni terrorists like ISIS, that bombed Yemen back into the Stone Age, and has been America's favorite nation among Arab countries for more than seventy years.

• SLEEP: State in which human conciousness rests. Often not distinguishable from waking state.

• TEENAGER: Human between the ages of thirteen and nineteen. Noted for doing things which human beings over the age of thirty desperately wish they could still do.