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In what most observers consider a political masterstroke, Rep. Jon John (D-MN) today introduced legislation making thinking by Democrats illegal.
"We Americans believe in a level playing field," the congressman said. "And this legislation will do just that. For the last decade we Democrats have been operating at a severe political disadvantage: gathering facts and thinking about our nation's problems, while Republicans have been proceeding totally without facts and thought and have thus gained an enormous political advantage. This must end. Democrats must stop thinking. My legislation will achieve this."
When asked to comment, Republican House Speaker John Ruan said, "No."
"No, what?" asked the reporter.
"Just 'no," said Speaker Ruan.
"But to what are you saying 'no,' Mr. Speaker?"
"Everything," said Mr. Ruan.