"Pudge, my friend, we are indefuckingstructable."

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Swimming towards us like a swan possessed. Wings flapping furiously as it came, and then it was on the shore in front of us, making a noise that sounded like nothing else in this world, like all the worst parts of a dying rabbit plus all the worst parts of a crying baby, and there was no other way, so we just ran.

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People, I thought, wanted security. They couldn´t bear the idea of death being a big black nothing, couldn´t bear the thought of their loved ones not existing and couldn´t even imagine themselves not existing. I finally decided that people believed in an afterlife because they couldn´t bear not to.

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"I believe," Dolores said, "that yer s´posed to drink white with turkey, but - now I don´t know ´bout yáll - but I don´t s´pose I give a shit."

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Alaska decided to go help Dolores with dinner. She said it was sexist to leave the cooking to the women, but better to have good sexist food than crappy boy-prepared food.

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"It ain´t much," the Colonel´s mom ("That´s Dolores, not Miss Martin") told us.

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...and after a while she stopped and said, "Dig." And I said, "Dig?" and she said, "Dig."

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"Hold on." He grabbed a pencil and scrawled excitedly at the paper as if he´d just made a mathematical breakthrough, and then looked back at me. "I just did some calculations and I´ve been able to determine that you are full of shit."

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There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone´s face is in close proximity to your penis. This was not one of those times.

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"I suppose we could use some rain.," and the Colonel looked up at the low clouds coming in fast and threatening, and then he said, "Well, use it or not, we´re sure as shit going to get some."
And we sure as shit did.

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The Colonel´s hatred for Hardsen burned with the fire of a thousand suns.

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We stood silent. I felt disproportionally terrible, like I had just been caught fleeing the scene of a murder.

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I hated sports. I hated sports, and I hated people who played them, and I hated people watched them, and I hated people who didn´t hate people who watched or played them.

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"You know what the capital of Sierra Leone is?"
"No."
"Me neither," he said, "but I intend to find out." And with that, he stuck his nose in the almanac and the conversation was over.

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I walked over to the pink shirt. It was wrinkled like an old woman who spent her youth sunbathing.

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She´s cute, I thought, But you don´t need to like a girl who treats you like you´re ten: you´ve already got a mom.

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And in my class, I will talk most of the time and you will listen most of the time, because you may be smart. But I´ve been smart longer.

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One of the other guys, the one who was either a little fat or worked out too much, came in behind Kevin...

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The Colonel cut him off. "Enough with the psychobabble, MC Dr Phil."

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I wouldn´t have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving Cyclops with a beard - I´d have been grateful just to have someone to make out with.

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