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You've learned a new rule and it's simple: don't put yourself in situations you'd like to run away from.

"AMFYOYO" (an acronym for "adios motherfucker, you're on your own")

He told me that popular kids never grow up to be interesting and that interesting kids are never popular.

When someone shows you how little you mean to them and you keep coming back for more, before you know it you start to mean less to yourself.

The end never comes when you think it will. It's always ten steps past the worst moment, then a weird turn to the left.

platonic bed sharing, the act of welcoming a person you're attracted to into your bed for a night that contains everything but sex. You will laugh. You will cuddle. You will avoid all the humiliations and unwanted noises that accompany amateur sex.

I told him I went to school in Brooklyn and he said he didn't know where that was because he wasn't "so good at geometry".