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"Now that NASA can talk to me, they won't shut the hell up. (...) It's awesome to have a bunch of dipshits on Earth telling me, a botanist, how to grow plants. I mostly ignore them. I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the best botanist on the planet."

“If a hiker gets lost in the mountains, people will coordinate a search. If a train crashes, people will line up to give blood. If an earthquake levels a city, people all over the world will send emergency supplies. This is so fundamentally human that it's found in every culture without exception. Yes, there are assholes who just don't care, but they're massively outnumbered by the people who do.”

"Why does 'Elrond' mean 'secret meeting'?" Annie asked.
"Are we going to make a momentous decision?" Bruge Ng asked.
"Exactly," Venkat said.
"How did you know that?" Annie asked, getting annoyed.
"Elrond," Bruce said. "The Council of Elrond. From Lord of the Rings. It's the meeting where they decide to destroy the One Ring."
"Jesus," Annie said. "None of you got laid in high school, did you?"

"How many backup communications systems does an Ares mission have?" Venkat asked.
"Four," Chuck said.
"Three," Morris said.
"No, it's four," Chuck corrected.
"He said backup systems," Morris insisted. "That means not including the primary system."
"Oh right. Three."
"So four systems total then," Venkat said. "Explain how we lost all four."

Also I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape, like you buy at a hardware store. Turns out even NASA can’t improve on duct tape. (...) Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works everywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshipped.