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"Everything is taken," said Zuzana. "Stupid Lonely Planet book. I want to go back in time and mug that damn travel writer at the end of the alley, make sure he never finds this place."

"So violent. You want to mug and tase everybody these days."

"I do," Zuzana agreed. "I swear I hate more people every day. Everyone annoys me. If I'm like this now, what am I going to be like when I'm old?"

"You'll be the mean old biddy who fires a BB gun at kids from her balcony."

"Nah. BBs just rile 'em up. More like a crossbow. Or a bazooka."

"You're a brute."

Zuzana dropped a curtsy, then took another frustrated look around at the crowded cafe.