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"Leave it to a man to mess things up," Marina agrees.
Kyrie shakes her head. "Men. You can't live with them ... you can't legally drown them."

I used to think that all I ever wanted was to get out of this stupid book. Now I realize that one must be careful what one wishes for. Getting out might not be my wildest dream - but my biggest nightmare.

I usually say I hate Biology, but it's possible we just got off on the wrong foot. My teacher, Mrs. Brown, completely lives up to her name: she is addicted to self-tanner and Crest Whitestrips, and spends a lot of time talking about her favorite spots in the Caribbean instead of helping us prepare for the next day's lab. I think it's fair to say I'll be teaching myself about cell division, but I'm totally set if I need to plan a vacation to the Bahamas.