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I heard him greet Mum, and then a strange sucking sound that I realised with a start was the sound of them kissing. I almost spilled the tea.

At this very moment astronomers are detecting planets around distant stars by measuring how much their orbits wibble, and the clever people at CERN are smashing particles together in the hope that Doctor Who will turn up and tell them to stop.

It's a sad fact of modern life that if you drive long enough, sooner or later you must leave London behind.