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It seems rather unfair that you can add an "s" to the word "cat" to make it plural, Father said, but you're not allowed to do the same to the word "fish". Whoever made that rule must have liked cats better.

It takes two to tango, Father said, but only one person to clean the house.

I could never dream of getting a divorce. She's giving me a tough time as it is.

Your mother dosen't like me honking at bad drivers, Father said, but that's the reason cars have horns. She's afraid one of those drivers is going to shoot me. But if they don't know how to drive properly, I seriously doubt they'd know how to shoot.