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There were moments bristling with deadness, when she looked out at her life and went "what?" Or worse, feeling interrupted and tired, "Wha--?" It had taken on the shape of a terrible mistake.

When a woman tells you where she bought some wonderful pair of shoes, say that you believe shopping for clothes is like masturbation- everyone does it, but it isn't very interesting and therefore should be done alone, in an embarrassed fashion, and never be the topic of party conversation.