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"So that's what you think you're going to do? Bring God to everyone?"

"Yes. After a nap."

If you insert a dehydrated amphibian elbow deep in a camel's bum, he considers himself provoked, doubly so if the procedure was performed while he was sleeping. Camels are wise to stealth. They bite.

The Torah says that Moses lived to be 120 years old. I'm guessing that the children of Israel were following him just to see when he would drop. There was probably betting.