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9.3.88.32.025: The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.

"You're doing a what?" she had aksed, when I mentioned the reason I was going to East Carmine.
"A chair census, my poppet," I had explained. "Head Office are worried that the chair density might have dropped below the proscribed 1.8 per person."
"How absolutely thrilling. Does an ottoman count as a chair or a very stiff cushion?"