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We took pity on him because he'd lost both parents at an early age. I think that, on reflection, we should have wondered a bit more about that.

Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.

'I...think my name is Bilious. I'm the...I'm the oh God of Hangovers.' 'There's a God of Hangovers?' 'An oh god,' he corrected. 'When people witness me, you see, they clutch their head and say "Oh God..." How many of you are standing here?'