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"If you can't learn to ride an elephant, you can at least learn to ride a horse"
"What's an elephant?"
"A kind of badger", said Granny. She hadn't maintained forest-credibility for forty years by ever admitting ignorance.

For the first time in her life Granny wondered whether there might be something important in all these books people were setting such store by these days, although she was opposed to books on strict moral grounds, since she had heard that many of them were written by dead people and therefore it stood to reason reading them would be as bad as necromancy.