Oh, fuck me I thought. I didn't just go and eat a fucking bat, did I? So I spat out the head, looked over into the wings, and saw Sharon with her eyes bulging, waving her hands, screaming, 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S REAL, OZZY, IT'S REAL!' Next thing I knew I was in a wheelchair, being rushed into an emergency room.