I usually say I hate Biology, but it's possible we just got off on the wrong foot. My teacher, Mrs. Brown, completely lives up to her name: she is addicted to self-tanner and Crest Whitestrips, and spends a lot of time talking about her favorite spots in the Caribbean instead of helping us prepare for the next day's lab. I think it's fair to say I'll be teaching myself about cell division, but I'm totally set if I need to plan a vacation to the Bahamas.