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After which, Director Alice went through the rules concerning showers and brushing your teeth, visits from outside, and visits to other resident senior citizens; what time various medicines were handed out; and between which times you could not disturb Director Alice or one of her colleagues unless it was urgent, which it rarely was, according to Director Alice, who added that in general there was too much grumbling among the residents.
- Can you take a shit when you want to? Allan asked.
Which is how Allan and Director Alice came to be at odds less than fifteen minutes after they had met.