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Harder to ignore, however, are the Twatters. Clever, huh? That's what we're calling Twitter addicts now. Losing the internet has forced them to interact verbally instead of microblogging their lives, but a lot of them still talk in Tweets:
"Ugh! I'm standing in line at the post office."
"I'm not eating the crusts on my sandwich because apparently I'm five."
"Oh, my god, the barista didn't leave room for milk, like some sort of ax murderer."