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It wiz this majishin that geez this thing, cald it a familyar soay did an it sits on ma showdder and gose jibber fukin jibber oll bludy day it gose. I cany stand the dam thing but am stuk with it I suppose an it wi me to, cumty think ov it. The majishin sed it woold help me; sed it would tel me things, which it duz alright, but I thaught he ment sum usefyull things no a lode a shite oll day. He wiz trying tay bribe me becose he thaught I was goantae kill him, whitch I wiz, an he sed if I didnae hed give us this reely intirestin an usefyull familiyar tay keep watch at niyht an give us oll that advyce an that.