Biggest police case we’ve had here in five years was when Dan Schwartz got drunk and shot up his own trailer, the he went on the run, down Main street, in his wheelchair, waving this darn shotgun, shouting that he would shoot anyone who got in his way, that no one would stop him from getting to the interstate. I think he was on his way to shoot the president. I still laugh whenever I think of Dan heading down the interstate in that wheelchair of his with the bumper sticker on the back, “My juvenile delinquent is screwing your honor student."
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