Mama, mama, help me get home. I'm out in the woods, I am out on my own. I found me a werewolf, a nasty old mutt. It showed me its teeth and went straight for my gut. Mama, mama, help me get home. I'm out in the woods, I am out on my own. I was stopped by a vampire, a rotting old wreck. It showed me its teeth, and went straight to my neck. Mama, mama, put me to bed. I won't make it home, I'm already half-dead. I met an Invalid, and fell for his art. He showed me his smile, and went straight for my heart.