It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Beware of fainting fits... Though at the time they may be refreshing
and agreeable, yet believe me, they will, in the end, if too often repeated and at improper seasons, prove destructive to your constitution... Run mad as often as you choose; but do not faint.